Do you like to get calls from people trying to sell you stuff you don't need? Of course you don't. Neither do I.
When I get these calls I used to try to be nice and terminate the conversation in a kind manner.
This usually does not work. They continue to try a different sales pitch until I have to shout and hang up on them.
I have come to the conclusion that there is no way to avoid the aggravation of telemarketers, so I figured out a way to have fun with them!
To understand what I am doing you need to know what a soundboard is. It is simply a computer program with a bunch of pre recorded sounds on it that can be activated by clicking the appropriate button.
If you want to check a soundboard out for yourself go to: http://ebaumsworld.com/soundboards.shtml, he has quite an assortment of boards.
Ok, so here are the clips. I have bleeped out all names so I am not liable for any legal problems.
WARNING: These files are hilarious, I am not resposible for loss of bodily functions!
Capitol_One.MP3 - I could be wrong, but I think this girl is crying by end of our episode. :( (Play)
GM_Offer.MP3 - Now this girl was surely taken aback. (Play)
CitiBank.MP3 - This poor girl. She didnt know what was going on and getting frustrated. (Play)
